Wolf Review

So it's after school and I'm sitting in my classroom when my teammate comes in and shares a link which made me laugh so hard I nearly had to drive home, because let's just say it was an inside recess day and I haven't been able to leave the kiddos long enough to take care of some personal um...needs.  Anyway -- Here it is -- be prepared -- you might want to potty first.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008

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B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee (Apparel)

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Great compliment for my skin art, May 19, 2009

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Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Video Proof of the Shirts Power!, May 27, 2009

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D. Drury "Three Wolf Man" (Haines, AK United States) - See all my reviews
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Length:: 3:36 Mins
The Three Wolf Moon shirts power is obvious. This video is living proof that you will get women, and fly. Most importantly my son was born without bones and when I put this shirt on him he grew bones. Don't ask me how it happened but the magic is there. I wish I could hug the designer of this shirt and thank them for everything they have done for my family.









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